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Here's another compilation of the Matinding Banat text messages.. they're kinda similar to the cheesy pick-up lines. But these are still very popular today and they're fun to send to your friends and even loved ones this Christmas and New Year. For NEW CHRISTMAS QUOTES, CLICK HERE.

1. boy: parol kba?

girl: bkt?

boy: kse all these years ikaw pa rin ang nksabit sa puso ko..
2.boy: candy cane ka ba?

girl: bakit naman?

boy: kasi pag nakikita kita, i always want to lick you. :p

3.matinding banat:

"bakit ako malulungkot kung single ako't malamig ang Pasko ko...




kung marami namang taken na gusto ako..."

4. boy: miss, nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?


girl: bkt nmn?



boy: pag ngumiti ka kasi, may spark..

have a cheeezzzy new year!

5. girl: anong gusto mong gift this christmas?

boy: relo.

girl: may relo ka pa nmn ah..

boy: eh kasi sinira m relo ko eh..

girl: ha? pano k sinira?

boy: tuwing kasama kasi kita, tumitigil ang oras ko. :)
6. boy: anong gagawin mo this christmas?

girl: wala naman.. party lng.. ikaw?


boy: ganun pa rin..


..mamahalin ka.

yihee! sobrang cheezy talaga!

7. boy: alam mo ba noong bata ako naniniwala ako sa pagsasabit ng medyas tuwing pasko.

girl: talaga??? bkt naman?

boy: oo naniniwala ako. kasi noon gusto ko ng laruan tapos paggising ko may laman ng laruan yung medyas ko.

tapos nung isa pa, sapatos naman. paggising ko ulit meron na.

kaya lang ngayn, mukhang mahihirapan ako magsabit ng medyas...

girl: bakit naman???

boy: wala kasing medyas n kasing laki mo eh, para paggising ko sa kin ka na.
8.boy: alam mo andami m yatang kinain nung noche buena.. parang tumataba ka..


bumibilog..

at unti-unting..



nagiging
mundo ko.. :)

girl: alam mo para ka namang araw..




dahil sa'yo lang umiikot ang mundo ko.

dobleng cheeeezy!

Thanks for loving the first banat series. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Matinding Banat - Part 1 is HERE.

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19 comments:

Anonymous said...

try
and try
until u
die .
if u die ..

PAKI CU SAU !

Anonymous said...

boy : camera ka ba?



girl :hindi..bakit?


boy :kac u make me smile!!!!

Anonymous said...

boy:unggoy ka bahh


girl:bqt??


boy:ksi kanina ka pa nakasabit sa puso ko^^

Anonymous said...

iloveyou zhia

Anonymous said...

i <3 u ... daniel ,,,

michael angelo salazar said...

boy: compputer kba?

girl: bkit?

boy: kac kanina pa ko nakatingin sau...

Anonymous said...

Boy: Alam mo miss, para kang pangalan ko :)


Girl: Bakit naman?









Boy: Kasi kapag wala ka, sino na ko? :))))

carl said...

boy- alam mo miss para kang facebook


girl- bakit nman?


boy- ndi ko kasing matiis na tignan ka eh.

i love u bebz!!!!

Anonymous said...

asthma ka ba?


.... cox u teik mai breath auei


-- > yex aman...

chezka cassandra said...

---- > mhal kita lyf qhoe..


" saan mo gux2ng mag pakaxal ?
aqhoe qaxi sa tabi moe...

-- > by chezka cassandra manlo o02 < --

Anonymous said...

mga baliw.... XD

-jessa mae barayang

Isidr said...

aq ren mayron....

Boy:ketsup kba??

Girl:bk8??

Boy:kc hinahanap ka ng HOTDOG khu...add me Akhu Xie Sungha Jung

Anonymous said...

boy: miss. hindi ka ba napapagod??
girl: bakit naman ako mapapagod??
boy: kasi kanina ka pa tumatakbo sa isipan koh..
....


^_^

Anonymous said...

si mel tiangco ka ba?

bkit?

kase ikaw yung hinahanap kong KAPUSONG TOTOO

:">

Anonymous said...

adonis:alam mo ba kong bakit buntis ka?

everlyn:bakit?


adonis:kasi nagpak*nt*T ka

hehehe... meri x mas...jay...
girls yngat poh mating season ngaun..:D

Anonymous said...

BOY:KODIGO KA BA?

GIRL:BAKIT?

BOY:KASI IKAW ANG SAGOT SA LAHAT NG TANONG KO EH:))

Anonymous said...

i love u moy

Anonymous said...

boy:bola ka ba ng billiard?

girl:bakit?

boy:sarap mong tumbokin eh. :p

Parol said...

Wow! Ganda nman ng mga banat...do you have more? i'd like to add some.. lolz..

Driver kaba?
kc u driving me crazy!

Diksyonaryo kaba?
kc sing kapal ka nyan eh.

aw hahaha.....keep it up!!!


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