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Valentines - Tagalog - Matinding Banat

Posted by love-text at Friday, January 23, 2009 Labels: Boy Pick-Up, Funny, Matinding Banat, Pick up Lines, Tagalog Love Quotes

Here's a compilation of the Matinding Banat text messages.. they're kinda similar to the cheesy pick-up lines. But these are very popular today and they're fun to send to your friends and even loved ones this Valentine's season. (Update: 2012 New Tagalog Banats for Valentine's here.)

1. boy: laro naman tau..
girl: ano namang laro?!
boy: kht ano basta wag lng taguan..
girl: bkt naman?!

boy: bc0z a girl lyk u is impossible to find..

2. isa pang malupit na banat:

"pag-laki ko, gusto ko maging.....

...SAYO!!"

3. a sweet fight

gf: ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sa'kin. hindi na ko babalik!

bf: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!

gf: ano?

bf: AKO! :)

4.matinding banat:

ok lang mahilo ako....

basta gusto ko, sa'yo lang iikot ang mundo ko.. :p

5. *Nagkabungguan*

[tugsh!]

girl: aray! bulag ka ba?!

boy: pano ako magiging bulag?

...eh may pagtingin nga ko sayo! =p

6. girl: hey sasama ka ba mamaya?

boy: ay hindi ako pwede eh,

girl: bakit naman.. ano dahilan?

boy: magreresearch pa kasi ako kung pano ka magiging sakin.

7. boy: sna assignment
ka nlng..

girl: bakit naman?

boy: so i can take u
home.. :D

8.boy: pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh.

girl: bakit san mo ba balak pumunta?

boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo.

9. gf: kung papipiliin ka kung magiging isang gamit ka ano un?

bf: uhm simple lang palito. pero sana palito ka na din.

gf: palito? bakit naman. at bakit pati ako idadamay mo???

bf: wala naman. kasi kung palito ka... at palito ako...

..... eh di MATCH tayo!!!

10. boy: mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle
noh??

girl:medyo bakit?

boy:kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko,
pero nabuo mo na agad..

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Anonymous said...: SAna virus ka na lang.. para kung mareboot ka man eh babalik at babalik ka din :)) <3

4ever1k1nd; March 19, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Anonymous said...: sana gaslina ka nlng... at pamsahe namn aq.. kc ikaw ang dahiln qng bakit aq ngmamahal; March 21, 2011 at 8:14 AM
Anonymous said...: sana gasolina ka nlng.. at pamasahe nmn aq..kc ikaw ang dahilan qng bakit aq nagmamahal..hhhe; March 21, 2011 at 8:16 AM
Anonymous said...: ano daw mga banat na malupit; March 22, 2011 at 5:40 AM
jin portes said...: nice qoutes

pa add centersejt@y.c :)); March 24, 2011 at 7:50 PM
Anonymous said...: .. pa epal hah ? e2 akin...

marijuana kb?

kse na babangag ako sayo ii...

wiw..!! ^.^; March 26, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Omg I love it guys send nyo ko Nyanja sa cp ko 09996814763; March 28, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Pumayag ka na please! Dalawang araw lang kitang mamahalin.

Araw-araw.; March 29, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Anonymous said...: ..ang gaganda nman
eto po skin

bangin kabahh??

ksi nahulog na akuhh sa puso mo^^; March 29, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Girl : ano gawa mo ?
boy: nakaupo .
girl: aHH, hindi ka ba napapagod umupo ?
hindi ba pedeng TAYO na . ?
boy : d nga ?
girl : i mean tayo na TAYO NA baka mangawit ka kasi kakaupo :PP

add me in FB ZHYNDYL BUENO .
FOLLOW ME in tumblr. http://anobakosayo.tumblr.com/

Tnx . :)); March 30, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Anonymous said...: boy-miss! time machine ka ba?

girl-bakit naman?

boy-nakita ko na kc future ko sayo ee....

nyeee :D; April 2, 2011 at 3:19 AM
Anonymous said...: pa pass naman po ng mga banat nyu :) 09158381541 salamat po !; April 4, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Anonymous said...: -Boy
-16
-Batangas
-09486118677

pLs add tnx!!!; April 5, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Anonymous said...: panget ng banat nyo

eto oh

manok ka ba?

limliman mo tong itlog ko!

HAHA!; April 5, 2011 at 10:24 PM
Anonymous said...: ang
lupet
ng
mga
banat
d2 !!
haha :)); April 6, 2011 at 11:17 PM
Anonymous said...: pota kau!; April 9, 2011 at 8:09 AM
Anonymous said...: Bagay na sana kami..

KASO...

HAYOP SIYA.; April 10, 2011 at 10:36 PM
Anonymous said...: sabi ni PETER PAN, mag isip daw ng magagandang bagay tpos makakalipad ka na.

eh bkt ako ?

iniisip kita,

pero NAHUHULOG ako ..; April 11, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Anonymous said...: ....anu ba naman yang mga BANAT niyo ang bubulok...

ito maganda

rebisco ka ba?

bakit?

kasi sa twing nakikita kita ang sarap ng filling ko

......

1 pa to

sakaling 2 ang puso ko malamang mamahalin ka nitong pareho

.....; April 18, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Anonymous said...: dalawang estudyante
naiwan sa silid-aralan....

boy:Wala na yung mga classmate natin,tayo na lang dito.Tara???
Girl:Anong tara??
Boy:Sus!Ano ba yan. Blisan mo na.
Girl:Bakit dito??Sige na nga!!(Naghubad si girl)
boy:Oh bakit ka naghubad??Uwi na tayo tanga,,,landi nito!

hahahha!lupppppeeeeeettttttttt......chell 12; April 24, 2011 at 8:19 PM
Anonymous said...: If you leave without a REASON,

don't come back with an EXCUSE! :(

shayne016; April 25, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Anonymous said...: pa banat din....

boy:di ka ba napapagod?

girl: huh bakit naman..nakaupo lang ako

boy: kc kanina ka p nglalaro sa icp ko....:)

alwyngrantc; April 29, 2011 at 3:14 AM
Anonymous said...: juan; knock! knock!

fatima: hu's der??

juan: 'fatima'

fatima: fatima, hu??

juan: take time to realize
dat ur world is crushing
down on me . . . ;)

fatima: e asan ung word na fatima dun??

juan : fatima?! ,
syempre,

nsa PUSO ko!! .. hehe :))

-toyang..; May 2, 2011 at 11:29 PM
Anonymous said...: what is love??

un ung nra2mdaman nila pg nki2ta aco..lol..
ifma..; May 6, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Anonymous said...: shit kaung lahat ang corny nyo!; May 7, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Boy: Tara samahan mo naman ako..

Girl: Saan?

Boy: Sa panghabang buhay!...

BANG! Para Paraan!; May 8, 2011 at 3:21 AM
Anonymous said...: lakas ng mga banat ahh...

eto akin....

boy naglalakad kasunod ng girl...

girl nagalit...

girl: hey, bakit ka ba sunod ng sunod?

boy: sabi kac ng parents ko FOLLOW YOUR
DREAMS....; May 19, 2011 at 7:29 PM
Anonymous said...: anu pang gagawin q sa ivah

kung sau plng..

ako'y kuntento nah!!!; May 24, 2011 at 9:34 PM
Anonymous said...: ahahahaha! corny nman ng mga banat!!; May 25, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Anonymous said...: today ..............

he loves me..

tomorrow ................

he doesn't care..

tonight................

i'm special ..........

the next day .......

i'm nothing ..

awtzz .. :) .. xhare lng pohh .. ^_^; May 26, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Anonymous said...: alam mo sa lahat ng salitang tagalog

IKAW ang gusto ko...

hahahahah.. post naman po kau sa wall ko sa fb ng mga banat, srijaneserts@yahoo.com; May 27, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Anonymous said...: E2 JOKE

ISANG ARAW SI HUAN AY NASA BAHAY AT BIGLANG DUMATING SI PEDRO NA MAY KASAMANG BABAE...
PUMUNTA SILA SA KWARTO...
AT BIGLANG DUMATING ANG TATAY NG MAGKAPATID
TATAY:ANAK SI PEDRO??
HUAN:ANJAN NA PO
TATAY:MAY PASALUBONG BA??
HUAN:MAY LOBO PO ATA SILANG BINILI
TATAY:PANU MU NASABI
HUAN:KASE PO SIGAW NG SIGAW SI PEDRO NG PUPUTOK NA DUN MO SA LABAS IPUTOK WAG SA LOOB; June 3, 2011 at 3:56 AM
Anonymous said...: kkalerkey ha. HAHA; June 4, 2011 at 11:03 AM
potx garcia said...: ayos ang mga banat niyo ah..
etong akin :)))

holdaper: hoy! holdap to!

ako: tinatanong? tinatanong?

potx_republic

RIOt!; June 6, 2011 at 12:53 AM
Hakeruz said...: May 2 mag shota
B: Hon Laru tayo Plants Vs Zombies
G: Huh? May 2 Player na ba nun??
B: Uu kaya.
G: Huh? D nga? Pano?
B: Ganito Lang yan kadaLi, basta ikaw ang Zombie ako ang Plants, habang kinakain mo ako, tinitira kita !! Yooosh !!; June 7, 2011 at 8:27 PM
Anonymous said...: hindi ka naman
REBISCO..

pero bakit pagdating sayo..

ang sarap ng FEELING ko...

:D; June 15, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Anonymous said...: sana c cian ka nalang

para laging fresh ang araw ko !!! :); June 17, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Anonymous said...: aun pbanat..

..miss lamesa kb?

ana srap mo kze patungan ehh..

hahahahah...

p'add..jhervymariano@y.c; June 19, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Anonymous said...: B : Puno ka ba ? :))

G : Bakit ? O.o

B : Sarap mo sibakin ea >:))

Secret ..; June 20, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Anonymous said...: sobra kitang mahal!!

sa sobrang pagmamahal ko sayo..

gusto kitang ibaon!

sa limot!!

aahaha sakit na; June 25, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Anonymous said...: boy: ba't kac ang ganda mu!
girl: ba't kac ang kagandahan q lg ang nakikita mo!
boy: bakit meron pa bang iba?? (hhahha )
napikon ung girl, sabay alis!; June 26, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Anonymous said...: ang kulet ng mga banat ililili like it.........; July 2, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Anonymous said...: alam mo para kang kape,
kasi pg naiisip kita
d ako makatulog sa gabi.; July 2, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Anonymous said...: b: alam mo para kang ligaw na bala.

g: ha? bkit naman?

b: eh kc sa iba ka nakalaan pero ako ang tinamaan..

--hehehe..pa add po
melmurthy019@yahoo.com; July 3, 2011 at 12:27 AM
Anonymous said...: kung sa bulalo,
hindi ka buto at hindi ka rin taba.

para sa akin ikaw ay laman.

laman ka ng puso ko.; July 3, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Anonymous said...: kggnda nmn...astig; July 16, 2011 at 8:24 PM
Anonymous said...: alam nyo b kung bkit <3 ganyang ang sign ng love?
it means less than 3 kea dapat 2 lang involve no space for 3rd party; July 30, 2011 at 6:37 PM
Anonymous said...: e2 ang banat

Boy: BARIL kba?
Girl: bkt ba?
Boy: Patira naman oh,,kahit isang putok lang:0; August 6, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Anonymous said...: BOY: miss! libro kba???

girl: hindi bkit!!?

BOY: KC ang "KAPAL" mo eh!...

^^; August 11, 2011 at 8:54 PM
Anonymous said...: ang cucute

ito po isa na pah

* Para kg TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

_______; August 12, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Anonymous said...: sang lupalop b ng isip nyo nhahalungkal yng mga banat nyo,,; August 12, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Anonymous said...: alm mo bnag ikaw ang nakakpuno ng inbox KO.

dahil bawat txt MO, hindi ko binubura. :D

ayyiiieeeee!; August 17, 2011 at 9:55 PM
Famous Doll said...: Wala na bang mas cocorny jan. whoooaw! napaka non-sense namn ng blogsite na to, Magtanim na lang kaya kayo ng mais? Skit n sa tyan, sakit pa sa panga. xDD; August 20, 2011 at 1:36 AM
Anonymous said...: ito din banat koH!

boy: tara laro tayo.

gurl: anu naman ang lalaruin natin?

boy: plants vs zombies!

boy: habang Tinitira mo ako....

Boy: KINAKAIN kita!

BoY HAS ATE YOUR kwan!!! HAHA (copyright); August 25, 2011 at 7:16 AM
Anonymous said...: wla aq s mood mang lait ngaun

kya please lng

pakitago yang mukha mu

s bulsa mu..
hehe; August 28, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Anonymous said...: " PSP ka ba?... indi kasi kta mabitawan eh :) "; August 29, 2011 at 10:51 PM
Anonymous said...: wow astig mga banatz nyo hahaha sino pde txtmate male ako 09495059236

eto nga pala banatz ko:

"estudyante"

B: mis tapos naba exam nyo?

G: ha? oo bakit?

B: panahon na para ako naman sagutin mo. :">; August 30, 2011 at 8:39 PM
Anonymous said...: B: pssst may facebook ka?

G: meron bakit?

B: kasi LIKE kita...; August 30, 2011 at 8:42 PM
Anonymous said...: nakakainis ngayon .

bakit ?

kasi nagmamahalan na ang presyo ng bilihin,
pero tayo hindi pa :D haha ! yan ang banat

by ; JHON ERL PADIRAYON; August 31, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Anonymous said...: hahaha.. kakaenjoy magbasa..hehehe...

gawa pa kau.. :)

iahjeet:); September 2, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Anonymous said...: i will always
love you

Archie Vico ..; September 2, 2011 at 9:00 PM
Anonymous said...: niCe nmAN .. nanG mgA banAT nyO . :))

pA aDD na lnG pO .( Mary_angel012@yahoo.com)
chaT taU . borinG . ksI . :)); September 3, 2011 at 7:48 PM
Anonymous said...: ESTURYAHE!!!ahaha; September 3, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Anonymous said...: TRUE LOVE NEVER DIE

TRUE LOVE DOESN'T HAVE
A HAPPY ENDING
BECAUSE ...
TRUE LOVE NEVER ENDS :)

ADD ME IN FACEBOOK : Roland_Salunga029@yahoo.com; September 3, 2011 at 11:03 PM
Anonymous said...: gawa pa kayp ha??...:D; September 10, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Anonymous said...: ai nah !!! ganda lang hmp meon din aco ..

- NAPAPAGOD ka ba ?

: kc tumatakbo ka sa isipan co eh..

--
'haha corny bah ???; September 11, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Anonymous said...: miss piano ka ba?

sarrap mo fingerin eh hehhe; September 15, 2011 at 2:28 AM
Anonymous said...: kala nyu kau lng may Banat ha ..... Ako din Shemperd..... Titser: ang unang mkasgot sa tanong ko ay pwede ng umuwi

(hinagis ni Juan ang bag nya sa labas)

Titser: kaninong bag un?

Juan:akin Ma'am! Yehey! pwede na ko umuwi
:)

ADd Me SA Fb paulobombon@y.c; September 18, 2011 at 10:08 AM
iloveyousupermankoo.. said...: camera kaba?

tuwing tumitingin kasi ako sayo napapangiti ako

ayieeee :">; September 18, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Anonymous said...: may maisan ba kyo angkocorny nyo ehh!!!....; September 19, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Anonymous said...: boy:aso ka ba?

girl:(ndi)bakit naman?

boy:kac sa twing naririnig kitang 2matahol. pangalan ko ang lagi kong naririnig sau ehh?

-name-aww-aww; September 21, 2011 at 5:23 PM
bx.chick said...: para kang PISO at 100 ako

hindi ako mbubuo ng wala ka..; October 4, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Anonymous said...: sau n SSS ko pati ang PHILHEALTH ko..

basta akin ang.....

PAG-IBIG mo....

-lovelots; October 4, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous said...: tin and aldren ...forever!!!

true love waits..; October 4, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Anonymous said...: fried chicken kba/?/

kc

ang sarap mo; October 8, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Anonymous said...: crush na sana kita kaso ngumiti ka pa yun tuloy

.

.

MAHAL NA KITA...

wew...; October 28, 2011 at 9:01 AM
chychy said...: nakakainis kang facebook ka!
dahil sau like sia ng like sa iba...
di ba pwedeng ako lang ang ilike nia?
imbyerna....
:p; November 3, 2011 at 7:31 AM
Anonymous said...: add me
glenndelacruz24@yahoo.com
:D; November 9, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Anonymous said...: nid txtm8 girl
09309345142; November 9, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Anonymous said...: nice posts! i've got one too

alam mo ba na isa akong Scientist?

sa katunayan nga,

IKAW ang LAB ko eh :); November 11, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Anonymous said...: bkit mo pa isisiksik ang sarili mo sa elevator kung meron namang hagdanan di mo lang pinapansin; November 19, 2011 at 9:22 PM
Anonymous said...: thumbs up aco sa mha KOWTS nio !!
HAHAHA :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-- nardiainz@y.c; November 24, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Anonymous said...: like it nmn po...; November 24, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Anonymous said...: i like it.. do more !!; December 1, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Anonymous said...: oxygen ka ba?..

kasi i cant breath without you..<3; December 3, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Anonymous said...: ang titinding mga banat!!peo mas matindin 2ng akin

............

ako budoy!!!^^; December 7, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Anonymous said...: para kang paru-paro.....

kung kani-kanino ka kasi DUMADAPO EH....; December 19, 2011 at 7:46 PM
Anonymous said...: boy: Sana ID ka nalang
..
..
..
..
..
Girl: Why?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Boy: Para Kahit mawala ka Alam nila na akin ka lang!; December 30, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Anonymous said...: si DOMO ka ba?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
kasi....

your DOMOst important thing in my life; February 2, 2012 at 9:08 PM
Anonymous said...: google ka ba

kasi lahat ng hinahanap ko nasayo na; February 10, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Anonymous said...: e2 banat q:

hntaying
mo
an
taong
ITINADHANA
pra sau....

hndi
ung
naghahabol
ka na
daig mo
pa an. . . . .

ASO:)); February 13, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Anonymous said...: cactus ka ba?

kc handa aqng masaktan mayakap ka lang... :)

-irish; February 23, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Anonymous said...: ARAW KA BA?

TINDI MO KASI MAGPASIKAT EHH!!!; March 15, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Anonymous said...: nice banats guys..
etoh magcontribute na din ako..

boy:ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang basura..

girl:bakit?(>.<)

boy:hindi nabubulok..:))haha; April 6, 2012 at 4:02 AM
Anonymous said...: para kang alak....

habang tumatagal, lalong sumasarap...; May 14, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Anonymous said...: kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki; June 10, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Anonymous said...: funny child...

nanay: nak kaya kita pinalo kasi mahal kita

nak: (sinampal nang malakas ang ina)

nanay: lecheng bata to bakit mo ko sinampal??

nak: i love u to nay

hahaha XD

hi paki add nalang sa fb
laurence diaz :); July 18, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Unknown said...: Boy: Miss! Ako nga pala si NICO.

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Hinning hinNICO kase imakmamalit ang uad mo e.

Haha ngongo po.; August 16, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Anonymous said...: Ang lupet Ng Mga Banat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; January 31, 2013 at 7:56 PM
Anonymous said...: sabihin mo naman sakin kahit joke lang na mahala mo ko!!!!

ako na bahala sumeryoso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MBRementill30@y.c
09298421204
textmate tayo!!!; February 19, 2013 at 12:40 AM

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