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Praybeyt Benjamin Vice Ganda Quotes

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The popular line "Pag bakla ba salot na agad? Di ba pwedeng malas muna?!" in the movie Praybeyt Benjamin, the top-grossing movie of all time in Philippine cinema, has created a trend and became so popular that these funny text messages can now be found on a lot of SMS and FB statuses. Most of these came from Vice Ganda himself, the others, from text messages.

Pag kinikilig, in love agad? Di ba pwedeng naiihi muna?!

Pag mahaba ang hair ligawin na agad? Di ba pwedeng Sadako muna?!

Pag malaki boobs Ethel agad? Di ba pwedeng Carlos Agassi muna?!

Pag red lips Anne Curtis agad? Di ba pwedeng Joker muna?!

Pag mahaba ang mga biyas supermodel na agad? Di ba pwedeng lastikman muna?!

Pag maputi ang lalaki Edward Cullen na agad? Di ba pwedeng Casper muna ?!

Pag may umbok ang brief malaki ari agad? Di ba pwedeng mabuhok muna?!

Pag nagbigay ng bulaklak nanliligaw na? Di ba pwedeng nakikiramay muna?!

Pag nagsusuka, buntis agad? Di ba pwedeng nakita ka lang muna?

Pag adik, sa drugs na agad? Di ba pwedeng sa'yo muna?!

Pag walang kibo, behaved na agad? Di ba pwedeng comatose muna?!

Pag ba makulimlim ulap agad? Di ba pwedeng kilikili muna?!

Pag lawlaw ang pantalon hiphop na agad? Di ba pwedeng luslos muna?!

Pag payat ang babae model na agad? Di ba pwedeng may TB muna?!

Pag hot yung babae sexy na agad? Di ba pwedeng may dengue muna?!

Pag balakangin, Jollibee agad? Di ba pwedeng Bituin Escalante muna?!

Pag nagpapautang, Bumbay agad? Di ba pwede Cebuana Lhuillier muna?!



Pag di nakatulog, may insomnia na agad? Di ba pwedeng iniisip ka muna?!

Pag angry bird nilalaro agad? Di ba pwedeng tinitigasan muna?!

Pag mapula ang mata, aswang na agad? Di ba pwedeng may sore eyes muna?!

Pag di pinansin, hindi na mahal agad? Di ba pwedeng nag papa-miss muna?!

Pag abnormal Budoy na kagad? Di ba pwedeng ikaw muna?!

Pag lalaki naka-make up, bakla agad? Di ba pwdeng clown muna?!

Pag namumula ang mukha, blushing agad? Di ba pwedeng nasampal lang muna?!

Pag nawawala, Elisa na agad? Di ba pwedeng Ramona muna?!

Pag gwapo, sa iyo na agad? Di ba pwedeng pumila ka muna?!

Pag maraming chicks, babaero agad? Di ba pwedeng friendly muna?!

Pag walang Boyfriend panget agad? Di ba pwedeng choosy muna?!

Praybeyt Benjamin is still showing in cinemas nationwide.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

tarai..ang ganda ng jokes ni vice

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